Use your Mathematica

Don’t be so dramatic-a

Say it with emphatic-a

Hit the ball with your bat-ica

Don’t forget to feed your cat-ica

Our favorite bartender is Matt-ica

After one drink you’ll be a fanatic-a

You might get stuck in the attic-a

If you trip you will go splat-ica

And that would be so tragic-a

Garrett’s got it all down pat-ica

Our shampoo is aromatic-a

Tracy likes her food non-fat-ica

The cable guy is a vampire bat-ica

Going on home on Saturday makes me so ecstatic-a

Our group is so charismatic-a

So put on your top hat-ica

Because this poem is so sporadic-a

And very idiosyncratic-a

Because it’s not grammatic-a

Stop now or this will repeat automatic-a

The party team from Manhatt-ica